Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
netlfix: hash browns will be served at my wedding
lovemehluke: high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
The first quidditch match never gets old.
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via runningredmatt)
Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely.– Richard Linklater (via hellanne)
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
betterthanlegos: s-guy: abitgarish: wolfbearsnake: xxcrashcourse: aneverydaynerd: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game. Good for her. fuck...
If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed...
keonv: peanuhbutta: smokeweed-eatyogurt: Whoa lmfao Genius
mommatomycrabcakes: “Just go out and meet new people, it’s not that hard.” “Oh, stop. You’re just being shy.” “Making new friends is so much fun! You just have to be yourself.” “You’re afraid they won’t like you? Oh, stop. You’re being ridiculous.”
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
allthesinnerssaints: nyan-jacob: mech-tech: reblogthings: that is a sad number of reblogs I am one of these. seriously, how young do you have to be to not even know what this is? 13 or 14? I used to do homework and save it to one of these bad boys, then hand it in the to teacher the next day. And i’m not that old dammit.